Thursday, June 01, 2006

The Meeting

We had a meeting at work today. Rob was lucky. He got to go home sick. Sure, he's miserable, but he didn't have to go to a meeting!

Every time we have one of these it's the same darn thing.

Point One: Financially, things are looking up. Not enough to give you all raises though.

Point Two: We one some awards. You guys are doing great! Not great enough to get raises though.

Point Three: Spoilages are bad. Stop screwing up. All the executives are going to get together and determine how we can get you guys to stop screwing up.

Point Four: We have some exciting new project going on. We're all very excited about the possibilities. Next time we have one of these meetings we will have a new project. You will never hear about this one again.

Yawn!

1 Comments:

Blogger Kathy Howe said...

This just cracked me right up:

"Next time we have one of these meetings we will have a new project. You will never hear about this one again."

9:37 AM  

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