Lets clear something up Sis

Just because I've had 2 pedicures, an eyebrow waxing, a facial, and several random thoughts of owning a Toyota Prius Hybrid within the past month, doesn't mean I a metrosexual! OK Sis! If you keep spreading these disasterous rumors, I'll have no choice but to summon goat head man from his chilling domain where upon he will attack you with a fury the likes of which you have never seen before.