Police Reports

I was reading some police reports in a north suburbs community newspaper the other day. Usually, reading these reports provides some good entertainment. Here's an example:

* A 2005 Nissan Maxima valued at $20,000 was reported stolen Aug. 5 near the 2700 block of Co. Rd. 88. The victim remembered a short time later that he had loaned it to a friend.

How do you forget that you loaned your car to someone?????????????